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ai face multe poze cu mine.

Daca as mai fi copil
ai fi inceput de mai devreme cu bautura

daca nu as auzi un porumbel la geam...
nu-l mai omorai

daca as manca doar legume.......
m-as face verde .
daca as fi verde ...
n'as mai bea saniuta :lol::lol::lol:

daca mi'ar muri nepoteii
ar fi al fel deoarece nu am

daca as avea o ak47 adevarata as....

Wanted

impusca tantarii :lol:
daca as avea bani as
as cumpara gogosi cu ciocolataSmile) :lol:

P.S Tare rau gluma cu tantarii :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

daca as avea iq peste 180 as

Wanted

fi modest
daca as fi invizibil
nu te'ar mai baga femeile in seama


de'as manca un harbuz
as sta pe wc toata noaptea (harbuz la tara-pepene la oras)

daca as avea mai multi bani as
parca i'ai da pe toti lui pheno

daca n'as avea burta plina de apa
As ardeo pe stomacu gol,




Daca nu ar exista net nu ar fi..

atatia pusti care se cred mari in fata tastaturii

daca as avea 1000 d lei as ...

mi i'ai da mie sa merg prin iasi de cateva ori.

daca as avea lipici la fete...
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